The Full List
All 26 momisms in alphabetical order (in chronological order of identification here).
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Simulate conversation by hearing a
Nothing.
I got bupkus at the pharmacy.
Momism ID #14 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified April 8, 2022.
Anger so deep, one cannot contain the emotion.
I’m so angry I’m busting.
Momism ID #9 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified October 23, 2021.
Nothing.
I got gornicht down at the pharmacy.
Momism ID #15 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified April 8, 2022.
Crispy .
It’s [chicken or fish skin] cripsy .
Momism ID #26 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified January 11, 2024.
Moms way of checking in.
Hey sweetie, how you is?
Momism ID #22 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified November 12, 2023.
Mom’s disaster contingency planning .
If I drop dead, the safety deposit box key is in the kitchen drawer .
Momism ID #23 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified November 12, 2023.
For those above a certain age, they would recognize this as the song that Carol Burnett sang at the end of her show. This is what my mom says after every time we have a good conversation on the phone or spend time in person.
Momism ID #21 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified November 12, 2023.
Yes, it’s supposed to be that potato-filled pastry but for mom it’s also a vagina.
Momism ID #19 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified November 12, 2023.
What happens when your knees wrinkle as you age.
Oy, I’d wear shorts except I don’t wanna show off my knish-knees.
Momism ID #18 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified November 12, 2023.
Not tasty enough to justify the potential weight gain.
This double chocolate cookie isn’t worth the calories.
Momism ID #16 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified July 3, 2022.
Honey’s soft feet.
Mommentary: They’re like little fat cushions.
Momism ID #7 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified October 18, 2021.
Spunk, vivacity.
She’s 87 but still full of piss and vinegar.
Momism ID #4 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified October 18, 2021.
Definition unknown. Contribute one.
Momism ID #5 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified October 18, 2021.
Mom has become warm.
Momism ID #25 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified December 22, 2023.
Definition unknown. Contribute one.
Momism ID #2 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified October 18, 2021.
I’m thirsty, I need a drink of water.
I’m so dry. Lemme just grab a glass of water.
Mommentary: none yet.
Momism ID #1 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified October 6, 2021.
Punctuation at the end of a sentence: like a period but in sentence form.
He’s coming to pick up my car at 2 so I need to make sure I’m back from my shopping. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Momism ID #20 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified November 12, 2023.
It’s “having your guts ripped out of you.” Another way of saying being put through the ringer, an ordeal.
Momism ID #10 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified November 18, 2021.
Thing.
Momism ID #6 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified October 18, 2021.
Upon meeting a new person, lack of a very instant positive impression.
When I met your friend, I didnt’ get the warm fuzzies.
Momism ID #24 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified December 21, 2023.
Warms my heart, moves one.
This letter warms the cockles of my heart .
Momism ID #17 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified November 11, 2023.
A blessing for new clothing.
Nice shirt. Wear it well.
Momism ID #11 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified December 8, 2021.
As in, “Who are we to complain” rhetorical question indicating the lack of standing to criticize.
Mommentary: Comes from a friend.
Momism ID #3 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified October 18, 2021.
You appear significantly younger than you are.
Momism ID #13 (copy linkCopy to clipboard), identified March 10, 2022.