I’m thirsty, I need a drink of water.

I’m so dry. Lemme just grab a glass of water.

Mommentary: none yet.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #1 identified October 6, 2021

Definition unknown. Contribute one

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #2 identified October 18, 2021

As in, “Who are we to complain” rhetorical question indicating the lack of standing to criticize.

Mommentary: Comes from a friend.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #3 identified October 18, 2021

Spunk, vivacity.

She’s 87 but still full of piss and vinegar.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #4 identified October 18, 2021

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(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #5 identified October 18, 2021

Thing.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #6 identified October 18, 2021

Honey’s soft feet.

Mommentary: They’re like little fat cushions.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #7 identified October 18, 2021

I feels anxious.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #8 identified October 23, 2021

Anger so deep, one cannot contain the emotion.

I’m so angry I’m busting.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #9 identified October 23, 2021

It’s “having your guts ripped out of you.” Another way of saying being put through the ringer, an ordeal.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #10 identified November 18, 2021

A blessing for new clothing.

Nice shirt. Wear it well.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #11 identified December 8, 2021

Slap.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #12 identified January 21, 2022

You appear significantly younger than you are.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #13 identified March 10, 2022

Nothing.

I got bupkus at the pharmacy.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #14 identified April 8, 2022

Nothing.

I got gornicht down at the pharmacy.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #15 identified April 8, 2022

Not tasty enough to justify the potential weight gain.

This double chocolate cookie isn’t worth the calories.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #16 identified July 3, 2022

Warms my heart, moves one.

This letter warms the cockles of my heart .

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #17 identified November 11, 2023

What happens when your knees wrinkle as you age.

Oy, I’d wear shorts except I don’t wanna show off my knish-knees.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #18 identified November 12, 2023

Yes, it’s supposed to be that potato-filled pastry but for mom it’s also a vagina.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #19 identified November 12, 2023

Punctuation at the end of a sentence: like a period but in sentence form.

He’s coming to pick up my car at 2 so I need to make sure I’m back from my shopping. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #20 identified November 12, 2023

For those above a certain age, they would recognize this as the song that Carol Burnett sang at the end of her show. This is what my mom says after every time we have a good conversation on the phone or spend time in person.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #21 identified November 12, 2023

Moms way of checking in.

Hey sweetie, how you is?

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #22 identified November 12, 2023

Mom’s disaster contingency planning .

If I drop dead, the safety deposit box key is in the kitchen drawer .

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #23 identified November 12, 2023

Upon meeting a new person, lack of a very instant positive impression.

When I met your friend, I didnt’ get the warm fuzzies.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #24 identified December 21, 2023

Mom has become warm.

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #25 identified December 22, 2023

Crispy .

It’s [chicken or fish skin] cripsy .

(copy linkCopy to clipboard), momism number #26 identified January 11, 2024